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Status // In reply to sourjayne // 07.05.2008 // 6:23 PM // 0 Comments

Hard to argue with that.

Status // 07.02.2008 // 5:41 PM // 0 Comments

Difference between Seattle and Kansas City: In KC, the rain goes sideways.

Status // 07.01.2008 // 9:32 AM // 0 Comments

Happy Canada Day to all my awesome Canuck friends. And happy birthday @katidid!

Status // In reply to mrsasher // 06.30.2008 // 9:22 AM // 0 Comments

Whoever said that has clearly never been anywhere else.

Status // In reply to magnetbox // 06.28.2008 // 7:21 PM // 0 Comments

supaman that ho!

Status // 06.28.2008 // 8:56 AM // 0 Comments

If you haven’t heard: @meeshku and I are moving back to Kansas City this weekend to tend to a personal matter. Hope to be back to SEA soon!

Status // 06.26.2008 // 7:38 AM // 0 Comments

Definitely fairly sore after doing both the initial test and first day of the 100 pushups workout yesterday.

Status // 06.25.2008 // 6:35 PM // 0 Comments

OH: Why are you pulling shit out of my ass?! — @mrsasher

Status // 06.25.2008 // 12:47 PM // 0 Comments

I bought my momma a Benz, and bought my Boo-Boo a Jag / And now I’m rollin in a nine-trizzay El Do-Rad

Status // 06.25.2008 // 10:30 AM // 0 Comments

Fresh out my coma, my mama my daddy and my homies in my corner. Gonna take a miracle they say for me to walk again and talk again but anyway

Status // 06.25.2008 // 9:40 AM // 0 Comments

Pumpin on my chest and Im screamin, I stop breathin, I see demons. Dear God I wonder can ya save me? I cant die BooBoos bout to have my baby

Status // 06.24.2008 // 6:14 PM // 0 Comments

Is it wrong of me to be annoyed by people who use anything but vibrate as their ringtone?

Status // 06.23.2008 // 8:01 PM // 0 Comments

Mark is soooo The Mole.

Status // In reply to spangley // 06.23.2008 // 7:52 PM // 0 Comments

I thought ABC was just airing the BBC version. Are they recasting it?!

Status // 06.22.2008 // 10:41 PM // 0 Comments

My golf score: 126. Thank god for the 8 stroke per hole maximum.

Status // 06.22.2008 // 10:46 AM // 0 Comments

About to play a round of golf. This should be hilarious.

Status // In reply to morganholzer // 06.20.2008 // 10:13 PM // 0 Comments

I’m hit and miss. ;)

Status // 06.20.2008 // 8:18 PM // 0 Comments

OH: I don’t need some skunk all up I’m my junk.

Status // In reply to meeshku // 06.20.2008 // 8:06 PM // 0 Comments

there are five of them!!

Status // 06.20.2008 // 7:48 PM // 0 Comments

The following is 100% serious: we are watching skunks have sex. Honestly. I love Kansas.

Status // 06.20.2008 // 6:59 PM // 0 Comments

There is a woman walking a cat…with a leash. Seriously.

Status // 06.20.2008 // 5:11 PM // 0 Comments

BBQing with @mrasher and @mrsasher.

Status // In reply to nickf // 06.19.2008 // 7:27 PM // 0 Comments

MILF weed!

Status // In reply to jimray // 06.16.2008 // 8:22 PM // 0 Comments

don’t be a pussy?

Status // 06.16.2008 // 9:15 AM // 2 Comments

Watched all 3 seasons of Weeds in five days in prep for the season 4 premiere, only to find the house I’m staying in doesn’t get Showtime.

Status // 06.14.2008 // 10:17 PM // 1 Comment

…and they’re all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

Status // 06.14.2008 // 5:43 PM // 0 Comments

There’s a green one and pink one and a blue one and a yellow one…

Status // 06.14.2008 // 10:34 AM // 0 Comments

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes! :)

Status // 06.14.2008 // 10:01 AM // 0 Comments

Spent the first four waking hours of my birthday in bed, watching 8 episodes of the first season of Weeds.

Status // 06.12.2008 // 6:55 PM // 0 Comments

OH: “My dick’s bigger than her arm.” Yep, I’m with @mrasher.