Hard to argue with that.
Difference between Seattle and Kansas City: In KC, the rain goes sideways.
Happy Canada Day to all my awesome Canuck friends. And happy birthday @katidid!
Whoever said that has clearly never been anywhere else.
supaman that ho!
If you haven’t heard: @meeshku and I are moving back to Kansas City this weekend to tend to a personal matter. Hope to be back to SEA soon!
Definitely fairly sore after doing both the initial test and first day of the 100 pushups workout yesterday.
OH: Why are you pulling shit out of my ass?! — @mrsasher
I bought my momma a Benz, and bought my Boo-Boo a Jag / And now I’m rollin in a nine-trizzay El Do-Rad
Fresh out my coma, my mama my daddy and my homies in my corner. Gonna take a miracle they say for me to walk again and talk again but anyway
Pumpin on my chest and Im screamin, I stop breathin, I see demons. Dear God I wonder can ya save me? I cant die BooBoos bout to have my baby
Is it wrong of me to be annoyed by people who use anything but vibrate as their ringtone?
Mark is soooo The Mole.
I thought ABC was just airing the BBC version. Are they recasting it?!
My golf score: 126. Thank god for the 8 stroke per hole maximum.
About to play a round of golf. This should be hilarious.
I’m hit and miss. ;)
OH: I don’t need some skunk all up I’m my junk.
there are five of them!!
The following is 100% serious: we are watching skunks have sex. Honestly. I love Kansas.
There is a woman walking a cat…with a leash. Seriously.
BBQing with @mrasher and @mrsasher.
MILF weed!
don’t be a pussy?
Watched all 3 seasons of Weeds in five days in prep for the season 4 premiere, only to find the house I’m staying in doesn’t get Showtime.
…and they’re all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.
There’s a green one and pink one and a blue one and a yellow one…
Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes! :)
Spent the first four waking hours of my birthday in bed, watching 8 episodes of the first season of Weeds.
OH: “My dick’s bigger than her arm.” Yep, I’m with @mrasher.